I decided to do one of these:-
I fed in various samples of my writing from a couple of unpublished novels, and she was my most consistent result. I also got Douglas Adams, Arthur C. Clarke, and for one particular violent scene, Mario Puzo.
Then I tried three short stories, and got Chuck Palahniuk twice, David Foster Wallace, and for a story about a lonely time traveller, Dan Brown. Which ought to teach me.
But when I put in joe_haldeman's latest 'blog entry, it said Vladimir Nabokov. Which ought to teach him to write about "bikini scenery". :-)